Upon returning home from a night of drinking, I decided to watch and review the Wesley Snipes vampire flick Blade. In my state of advanced inebriation I scribbled just three words, but in this case they seem far more suitable than a lengthy analysis. Though it may be short, the review below will tell you everything you need to know about Blade.
Fangs for reading! Sorry, that joke sucked… Just can’t cape a (coffin)lid on it! Bye.