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Local Paedophile Doesn’t Get Everyone’s Problem with Woody Allen

Rolf Saviloy, an unconvicted paedophile residing in Milton Keynes, is ‘utterly baffled’ by public denouncements of the prolific director.

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Nicolas Cage To Host 2018 A-Cage-demy Awards

Bookmakers predict Nicolas Cage will once again sweep up the film awards ceremony dedicated to himself.

Peter Jackson Still Directing The Hobbit

His career in ruins, Peter Jackson sees no reason why he shouldn’t just plough through and ruin Tolkien’s legacy permanently.

Cara Delevigne Confirms Valerian Co-Star Dane DeHaan Was “Lit As F***” For This Promotional Still

Cara Delevgine, best known for her work in appearing in photos, reveals Hollywood hottie Dane DeHaan to be a freebasing, drunken, whoring lowlife.

Limb Cutter franchise green-lit by Universal Studios, Eli Roth Set to Direct

MQ’s multi-film (or should that be multi-limbed?) Limb Cutter project finally gets off the ground. Stay tuned for exclusive screenplay excerpts and set design art work.

Actors Tom Cruise and Tom Hanks set to Merge Themselves Into The Same Body

The Two Toms, Hanks and Cruise, have just taken method acting to the next level. A dangerous, experimental, surgical level.

Netflix Announces Bold New ‘Commission’ Feature – Viewers Can Now Create the Content They Want to See

As of next month Netflix users can custom order new TV shows tailored to their exact preferences.

“Either you create content or you consume content or you can get out!” – Netflix CEO, 2017

Movie Quibble’s Early Oscar Predictions 2017/2018

Nic Cage wins big. Roman Polanski gets his just(ice) desserts. Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway pull off one last job. Meryl Steep is there.

“I’ve got the Oscars fever. Hope you’ve got it too. Pour me some bubbly now. It’s all you gotta do!”

In Re-meme-brance: R.I.P. Eddy ‘Wow’ Wally

  In the winter of 2014, The Mancunion student newspaper ran a piece – written by me- about the YouTube craze of montage parodies, or ‘MLGs’, as less informed scrubs referred to them. The feature outlined the ins and outs of the MP movement – its origins, its exponential growth, and some edgy projections for […]

‘The Chickening’ – A Film Editing Masterclass?

A video called The Chickening has been posted to YouTube which re-imagines Stanley Kubrick’s masterwork horror, The Shining, as an explosive X-Rated B-Movie about a fried chicken fast-food theme park resort.  There is nothing of worth that I can think to say about this video. What I can say that every other edgy viral video […]